Simple ways to ruin a Christmas! Merry Christmas Oh Oh Oh! 🎅
Between simple, average attitudes and elaborate actions, we add a light spice of discord that will leave a grandmother desperate, a child sad, or a brother-in-law irritated with you.
Don’t forget: patience and subtlety are fundamental components for each of the items on the list, after all, being annoying is an art!
Talk about politics
Ready-made sentences, and many contradictory speeches based on opinions read on social media, are a perfect tonic for slow but perfect irritation. Mixing communist ideals with hints of extreme right into the mix is excellent. Important: don’t forget clothes with monarchical symbols or football team shirts.
Create a new religion and try to convert your relatives
If you grew up in a religious family, the kind that prayed hand in hand at Christmas dinner and lunch, then you know that faith is a controversial topic. To not disrespect any religion, create your own belief. Make pamphlets, write fervent songs, and “peculiar” rituals, such as ringing a tall bell around the house in the middle of the night. Above all: don’t forget to catechize your relatives.
Take photos (with flash) all the time
